lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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