I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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