Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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