The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
