One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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