She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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