so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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