your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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