Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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