ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
