If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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