hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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