i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Barsexuality is the new black.
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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