so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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