she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
one might say we're banned from that church
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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