I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just come out here and I will go home with you...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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