absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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