Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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