we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize
