My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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