You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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