chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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