So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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