I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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