try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
