I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Be still, my beating vagina.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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