dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The power of my boobs compel you
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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