She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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