Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We named our party play list daddy issues
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
