I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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