what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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