other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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