i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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