Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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