: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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