there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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