Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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