I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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