The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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