People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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