I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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