If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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