you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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