Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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