you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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