Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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