Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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