suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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