I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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