What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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