I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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