Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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