i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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